Posted by: jeffd445 | July 22, 2008

Sitdown celebrity poetry with J. Dempster- part 8

Alex Rodriguez

What you did was really cold

Secondly, Madonna’s like 70 years old!

It’s like a dwarf marrying someone really tall

Dude, she’ll be dead before you’re done playing baseball.

You’re not being good to your wife and kids

At least you didn’t name them all George

Like George Foreman did

You make $80 million a year

Just take what you’ve got

You spoiled queer.



  1. THe only reason I know A-rod is because he has the same last name a name. That’s it…..I do not follow baseball.

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