Posted by: jeffd445 | May 17, 2008

Sitdown celebrity poetry with J. Dempster- part 6

 

 

An Ode to Mrs. Spears

 

What the heck’s up with your daughters?

 

They’re never by your side

 

I couldn’t raise more screwed up kids

 

Even if I tried

 

Jamie Lynn is pregnant

 

Britney is on crack

 

If they both had swords

 

They’d probably thrust them up your back

 

Don’t disown these kids

 

They’re probably good deep down

 

Maybe someone should put you up for adoption

 

You psychotic, bad-parenting clown

 

-I don’t have any other poem ideas, so as of now, there’ll be no more of them. [please hold back your tears, if you get them on your keyboard it might break.]

 

 

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Responses

  1. (cue hysterical crying) That was BEAUTIFUL!(cue the sarcasm)

  2. Britany is like that troubled, crack addicted/ alcoholic/ bad driver/Worst parent of the year that you love/hate so much.


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