Posted by: nybrave08 | May 16, 2008

Chuck Norris

Open up a can of Chuck-Fu

One of my favorite past times are Chuck Norris jokes. Of course, the man does deserve a lot of respect, seeing that he was the world karate champion like 6 or 7 times, so I just wanted to share some of my favorites with you all.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

If Chuck Norris fought himself, Chuck Norris would win. Period.

Chuck Norris is so fast, that he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

Chuck Norris doesn’t read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information that he wants.

If the power of Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kick could be harnessed, one kick would power the continent of Oceania for 44 minutes.



  1. Let me first say I love Chuck Norris jokes as well.On the show”Late night with connan O’brian” there is a recurring segment that is devoted to showing embarrassing “walker, texas ranger” clips. Watch the funny segment in which connan o’brian compiles the most embarrassing clips:

  2. ummm…NYbrave08…? Well, I got a phone call from Mr. Norris and he was a bit upset with the jokes you posted about him……he wants to know your address…I am sure he is not that upset…right? Oh and he also mentioned that he would arrive in a full karate uniform complete with a pair of nunchucks and a few razor sharp throwing stars. Good luck.(jk)

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