Posted by: epicwes | May 14, 2008

Tiny Entertainment

Midgets here! Get your midgets! That’s right, at, anyone can go and rent a tiny person for a day of fun. The people here have a variety of talents for all of your short needs. Need an elf at a Christmas party? No problem. Or a Cupid on Valentine’s Day? Easy as cake. Anyone can rent any midget at all. And the price is the best you could hope for. Now rent your midget today!




  1. Funny, yet cruel in a weird way. Shouldn’t this be illegal?

  2. Not illegal because people choose to participate. Although, this perpetuates the social differences within our society, which is usually not a good thing. It’s a bit crude as well.

  3. I always thought I was kidding when I talked about a midget store.

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