To a certain foreign language teacher, who incidentally isn’t a celebrity

Being four and a half feet tall

Could be kind of nice

You can punch guys in their testicles

There’s some good advice

Your class is pretty boring

You’re half our height, but kind of scary

Since you’re French I have a question

Are your armpits really hairy?

French people aren’t better

Americans are the best

We like watching sports

You like grading tests